Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 09/3/2011

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

As pretty and deep as your average cheerleader.

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Nin2-Jump reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 05/21/2011

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

It’s so bad I want my donation back.

Hydrophobia reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 02/17/2011

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

What’s the word for fear of crappy games?

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Review: James Bond 007: Blood Stone

by Michael Oblivion on 01/26/2011

Trying to craft an interactive experience that allows you to feel as bad-ass as James Bond is something that has escaped many developers for some time now. Bizarre Creations is the latest to tempt fate and try to make a Bond game that captures the essence of the films in an interactive medium. Once again you get to play the role of James Bond in his latest adventure, that starts as an assassination attempt at the G-20 Summit, and unravels into a plot involving bio-terrorism that takes you around the world to defeat those behind it.

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Comic Jumper reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 01/25/2011

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

Prepare to be alternatingly amused and angered

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Bioshock 2 reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 12/1/2010

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

Like getting a “Spader-Man” action figure for christmas.

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Dead Rising 2: Case Zero reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 09/5/2010

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

Perfect for the zombie-hating-Norman-Bates type.

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Heavy Rain reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 09/1/2010

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

No wonder everyone hates Philadelphia, everyone there’s French.

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Transformers: War for Cybertron reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 08/31/2010

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

Better than the movies, worse than the toys.

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Risk: Factions reviewed in Eight Words or Less

by Michael Oblivion on 08/31/2010

Restrictions breed creativity. Thats why we occasionally review titles under the arbitrary constraint of their judgement coming in no more than eight words.

I’ll wait for Risk: Red Faction.

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